This is a perfect Valentine's Day story . . . because all of the romantic disasters in your past won't seem so bad in comparison.
An Instagram user named Jordan_VonSmith86 recently left a comment on one of Burger King's Instagram photos saying, quote, "My girl legit took 20 minutes ordering in the drive-thru last night, those Whoppers were worth it though, LOL."
But there was one problem. His girlfriend, Shanlee, saw the comment . . . and she wasn't with him that night.
So SHE commented, quote, "Um excuse me @Jordan_VonSmith86??? I don't recall going last night or ever liking Burger King. Who are you talking about?" And then her next comment was, quote, "Answer your [effing] phone."
Then she tagged some of her friends in another comment, THEY all left comments about how they knew Jordan was bad for her . . . and finally, Shanlee ended up DUMPING him, right there in the comments on Burger King's Instagram photo.
Quote, "Hope the Whopper Juniors were worth it. Your [stuff] is outside."
Of course, it's possible that this is all a hoax . . . but why would someone even bother creating all those fake Instagram accounts? So we're going to assume it's real. Please let it be real.